Funnies

Reid: Look, Mommy! We see the King and Queen ants! And all the kid ants too!

_______________________

Sierra, to me: "Reid and I are brother and sister, but we accidentally got married. We didn't recognize each other and just got married, but now we see each other...sooo...we'll spend the rest of our lives together."

________________________

Reid: See? I remembered! My brain is really working today! ....when I'm in the car, all the energy goes up my body to my brain and then it works. And then, when I don't want to think anymore, it goes back down to my tummy.

______________________

Sierra: "that was awfully close. (Pause) ...what does 'awful' mean?"

____________________

While we were running errands...

Reid: "is this the tooth store?"

Me: "no, this is the office supply store"

Reid: "I know it's the office store. But is it the tooth store?"

Me: "I don't know what you mean, bud.Its not a tooth store"

Reid: "No. The library was the first one, and this is the 2th one."

Me: "ohhhh, you mean the second store?! Yes, this is the 2nd store." :)

_______________________

Reid: "I love watching Weston take a bath. He's so cute. It looks like he's made out of dough"